Pfizer recently unveiled a new benchmarking system to test the effectiveness of all the new blood pressure medications in the market.
The new system entails checking the test subject’s blood pressure before watching the movie “My name is Khan”, and then monitored at key moments during the movie (including critical moments like the “Wilhelmina, Georgia” scenes, the “Mama Jenny and funny hair Joel” moments, desi’s contributing to the rebuilding efforts of the hurricane struck town of Georgia scene, the “epiglottis” moments; to name a few).
Unfortunately none of the BP medications fared well, mandating some major funding/investment into studies of this horrendous and dangerous disease.
Up until the day these major companies come up with something to combat the high levels of blood pressure and torment this movie causes, it is strongly recommended that you not watch this movie.
This, by no means, is my review of the new, guaranteed to be super-hit movie “My name is Khan”. I was appalled when the audience applauded at the end of the movie. Not sure if they where glad that their miseries came to an end or if they were really captivated by another awesome (being sarcastic) performance by the man himself (SRK). No offence to all the SRK fans.
I do not have enough words in my vocabulary to get the review right in a family friendly way and at the same time not offending my friends who like SRK. I do not blame/condemn you if you like SRK, heck, i like Rakhe Savant, i must have some serious issues.
“My name is daa, and I was f@#$#@ in my head to watch this movie”.
